This is a public advisory:
Lock your heart up, there is someone who is out to get it. Be on the lookout for the person below:
Coming soon, the queen will rule your heart. Keep your eyes on this space to see more.
Note: This is not a real public advisory and is meant for satirical purposes only.
Dear Viewers,
I would like to take this opportunity to do what is commonly known as ‘covering ones arse’. I never declared being out to either get anyone’s heart, nor rule any hearts. The photos were not taken under this pretense and were only intended for enjoyment. I will not take responsibility for the following:
a) any hearts that go missing or are damaged before, during or after viewing these photos
b) any wasted time desperately watching the above ’space’ with the hopes that your heart will be acted upon
c) any hearts that get locked up as a precaution against any of the actions stated in the above a)
Regards,
Queen of Hearts